Small Rubber Chickens
You don't want your chickens to get lonely do you? Everybody loves these things.They're squishy.They're stretchy.They're cheap.Give one to a team member as a way of thanking them for being stretched to the limit. If all else fails you can use a catapult or a chickenpult. Make the office as exciting as you once dreamed.
Due to a planetary shortage of these chickens we've had to raise our prices. Scrappy apologies!