Small Rubber Chickens

You don’t want your chickens to get lonely do you? Everybody loves these things. They’re squishy. They’re stretchy. They’re cheap. Give one to a team member as a way of thanking them for being stretched to the limit. If all else fails you can use a catapult, or a “chickenpult” to fire them across the room to other desks. Make your office as exciting as you once dreamed.